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Pumpkin Spice Horror

from Pareidolia by Chris Harris

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Seasonally-themed beverage flavours? Not a fan.

Pumpkins and squashes are all part of the gourd family. And discovering that fact made for a much more entertaining chorus.

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Life these days is bumpy
And on the whole, I'm getting by
But there's one thing that makes me grumpy
Allow me to explain exactly why

No matter how you remonstrate
You won't make me rejoice
Should you think you should adulterate
My beverage of choice

If you're a new barista
then I'll tell you what this means
You mustn't mess
with how I ingest
my caffeinated beans

What kind of twisted lunatic
Thinks my coffee needs more gourd?
Don't you mistreat my latté
or I'll put you to the sword

My coffee should be coffee
with a topping of steamed milk
I like it good and frothy
With a foam as smooth as silk

Now, mocha I can deal with
And even caramel
But don't even *think* of adding gingerbread
Or you'll see me raising hell

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from Pareidolia, released October 6, 2022

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Chris Harris Bristol, UK

I'm still trying to get the music I record to sound like the version I can hear in my head. To do this I've ended up playing every instrument I can get my hands on. These days, I'm closer to "That Sound" than I used to be, but the journey continues.

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