What Happens Next Is Incredible

by Chris Harris

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It took me a very long time to discover I was pronouncing "hyperbole" incorrectly. BUT THEN I DISCOVERED THIS SIMPLE TRICK!

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It's what the Internet
Was invented for:
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHO WAS AT THEIR DOOR!!

The writing style is unprofessional
And what's on show is unexceptional
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS INCREDIBLE!
You gotta see it for yourself

Unassuming
Little kid
GET A LOAD OF
WHAT HE JUST DID!!!

Hyperbole becomes forgettable
The whole approach is just regrettable
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS INCREDIBLE!!
You just have to tap your screen

Every story
Must be the best
What's most important
Is to be impressed

You might not believe that you're susceptible
To stuff that's barely comprehensible
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS INCREDIBLE!!!
You just have to watch this ad...

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released July 29, 2017

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Chris Harris Bristol, UK

I've been making music since I was a kid, when my parents acquired an acoustic guitar from my cousin. Then I discovered synthesisers. And electric guitars. And the Chapman Stick. And this is where I've ended up...

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