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Never Argue with Idiots on the Internet

from Threat Detector by Chris Harris

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It's true. Just walk away.

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The best advice I've been given
(and believe me, it's not failed me yet)
is "Never argue with idiots
on the Internet."

If you're ever caught, the depressing fact is
you'll never run short of chances to practice

So full of themselves and their "ideas"
and clearly desiring a fight
Why let the argument drag on for years?
I just smile and tell them they're right.

You can't change the way that they're thinking
(for thinking's a thing they don't do)
If you try it will drive you to drinking
'cause they can't work a chain of thought through

Head-desking will give you concussion
It's pointless to fly in a rage
Responding just prolongs discussion;
It's simpler to never engage

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from Threat Detector, released August 5, 2021

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Chris Harris Bristol, UK

I'm still trying to get the music I record to sound like the version I can hear in my head. To do this I've ended up playing every instrument I can get my hands on. These days, I'm closer to "That Sound" than I used to be, but the journey continues.

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